WWBD? (What would Batman do?)

[Batman]

Dec 16, 2014 21:04:21 GMT -5 donnatroy said:

1) Who is your tailor?

2) Have you ever been drunk while wearing the costume?

3) What does it feel like to know everything and yet be completely oblivious to other things?

1. I do my own modifications to the suit.

2. No.

3. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Dec 17, 2014 1:24:40 GMT -5 Terry McGinnis said:

Dec 16, 2014 19:48:02 GMT -5 Huntress said:

What she said. 

Jealous not-daughter is jealous.

Ahem.

Dear Batman,

Have you ever considered the rumors that yourself and the first Batgirl were romantically involved?

And, if so, did this impact your relationship with the first Boy Wonder, who was said to be caught on the rooftops with Batgirl many many MANY times?

1. Considered them for what? That I should pursue a relationship with her? The thought has crossed my mind.

2. No, I don't think it will impact or change much of anything.

Dec 17, 2014 1:30:54 GMT -5 I am Groot said:

1.) Would you rather tap Wonder Woman or Catwoman? You can't pick neither or both.

2.) If you were coerced into a situation where you were involved with certain 'daddy issues' beyond the normal deadbeat, emotionally abusive father...would it be with Tim or Jason? Don't circumvent this.

3.) Significantly, would you ever consider giving up the Batman mantel to a fellow capable female accomplice?

First of all, I am Batman. On to your questions Mr. Groot...

1. Truthfully, it's none of your damn business. Catwoman, Wonder Woman being a close tie.

2. Jason. Tim has a father who is a much greater man than I am.

3. No. When I am done, I have no plans to "pass on" the legacy or title.

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You seem to burn through a lot of "gadgets", where do you get your funding? And I'm so going to quote you on this.

Really, a bat costume? Who decided that was what it took to strike fear into the hearts of criminals in Gotham City? Are there even an caves in Gotham?

Speaking of criminals in Gotham. You use brutal and unconventional tactics compared to the GCPD (Who are frankly just as useless), but the crime rate is still through the roof. Have you ever considered trying to borrow Metropolis' flavor of hero for a day or so, so you can see if you can start the whole crime fighting gig on a clean slate?

[Batman]

Dec 17, 2014 11:49:24 GMT -5 @loislane said:

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You seem to burn through a lot of "gadgets", where do you get your funding? And I'm so going to quote you on this.

Really, a bat costume? Who decided that was what it took to strike fear into the hearts of criminals in Gotham City? Are there even an caves in Gotham?

Speaking of criminals in Gotham. You use brutal and unconventional tactics compared to the GCPD (Who are frankly just as useless), but the crime rate is still through the roof. Have you ever considered trying to borrow Metropolis' flavor of hero for a day or so, so you can see if you can start the whole crime fighting gig on a clean slate?

1. Sound investments and I built them.

2. They are scary.

3. No. What works in Metropolis works in Metropolis, hardly anywhere else. You don't see Gateway City or Keystone dropping in crime rate thanks to these "boy scout" inspired tactics on fighting crime. Criminals prey upon the indulgence and the decency of society.

[Black Canary]

Hey Batman, I have some questions for you.
1. If you got into a one on one, no gadgets, no rules, no shirts sparring match with the Green Arrow. Could I watch?
Note: I'm not asking who would win. It's quite obvious. Me. *she smirks*

2.I have heard of an evil genius who feeds his super mind on AAA grade eggs. If he was able to deduce that Batman was one of three men. What would you do to convince him, wrongly?

3. I've heard rumors that you actually know Peyton Riley beyond her criminal activities. Do you think there is any way to save her? Is she even worth it?

[Batman]

Dec 22, 2014 11:59:04 GMT -5 Black Canary said:

Hey Batman, I have some questions for you.
1. If you got into a one on one, no gadgets, no rules, no shirts sparring match with the Green Arrow. Could I watch?
Note: I'm not asking who would win. It's quite obvious. Me. *she smirks*

2.I have heard of an evil genius who feeds his super mind on AAA grade eggs. If he was able to deduce that Batman was one of three men. What would you do to convince him, wrongly?

3. I've heard rumors that you actually know Peyton Riley beyond her criminal activities. Do you think there is any way to save her? Is she even worth it?

1. Yes.

2. I would...Do nothing. He wouldn't be able to prove it even with concrete evidence or DNA testing. He would be wrong.

3. That's four questions not three. And yes I think she can be saved.

[The Brain]

1. Do you plan on making a suit with Bat nipples?

2. Do you ever ask Alfred to fetch the batdildo or is that a private thing?

3. Do you lift?

[Batman]

1. Anatomically correct outfits aren't a bad idea, but a suit specifically for nipples is ridiculous.

2. There is no such thing.

3. There is no noun to give context for this question.

[Anon, naturally.]

1. If you caught two of the bat family members making out in the manor?

2. If, while you're away on League business, your four sons decide to get together and throw a pool party?

3. Do you actually ground any of your kids?

[Batman]

Sept 30, 2015 21:42:02 GMT -5 Anon, naturally. said:

1. If you caught two of the bat family members making out in the manor?

2. If, while you're away on League business, your four sons decide to get together and throw a pool party?

3. Do you actually ground any of your kids?

Well, Anon...

1. I don't know what kind of sentence this is, you're missing a verb or so, I think. But I will say, more than four of them have been seen. Tim and Steph tend to keep it private, where Dick and Barb are where ever and whenever.

2. Again, I think you're missing a verb or an adjective...I don't follow. If they throw a pool party, I will have to give my sympathy to Barb, Cassandra, Helena, and Stephanie for it's a shame the boys would leave an entire city's safety on their shoulders so that the boys could have fun with their girlfriends and friends from school. (See this sentence structure, Anon? Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives.)

3. Yes.

-Dick had to wash dishes, do laundry, cite the entire periodic table, Human Genetic Code, and couldn't go out with his friends.
-Barb had to fix laboratories, analyze financial documents, 3 hours in the training simulator, and couldn't go out with her friends.

-Jason had to re-organize the library and clean it, fix the vehicles within the maintenance bay, and couldn't watch TV or Go out.
-Cassandra.

-Tim had to re-organize the gym equipment, re-calibrate the training simulator, recount inventory with Damian (Also Damian's punishment), and lost video game privileges.
-Stephanie had to transcribe interrogation and interview recordings, complete 3 gym sets, no music, television, confined to quarters with no admission for Tim.

-Damian had to fix the training simulator, repair, fix, restock the armory tools and equipment, cite Newton's laws and how they apply to one bat-gadget or another, unable to use the same gadget more than once per punishment nor two punishments in a row, explain in which sequence the British conquered and expanded their empire, name every Russian Czar from the first to the last, and speak 5 latin phrases and explain their significance, cite 5 strategic battle tactics and when they were used, recount inventory with Tim (Also Tim's punishment), and forbidden to play with the animals.
-Carrie had to reorganize the chem lab, feed the bats, Cite 7 forms of martial arts and what purpose each serve and a living practitioner that is not living within the bat family, reorganize and clean the medical equipment, and confined to quarters.

-Terry forbidden to go out, 5 hours in the training simulator, 2 hours practicing hacking, 3 hour in the chem lab, 1 hour walking the dog, 2 hours washing the cars.
-Helena forbidden to go out, forbidden to see McGinnis, 1 night on patrol in terrible weather (extreme heat or cold)

-Jean Paul 100 gym sets, re-arming the aircraft, re-arming the bat vehicles, repairing the armory equipment.
-Kitrina confined to quarters, 50 laps in the pool.

I hope this detailed list satisfies your curiosity.

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Sept 30, 2015 23:22:02 GMT -5 Batman said:

Sept 30, 2015 21:42:02 GMT -5 Anon, naturally. said:

1. If you caught two of the bat family members making out in the manor?

2. If, while you're away on League business, your four sons decide to get together and throw a pool party?

3. Do you actually ground any of your kids?

Well, Anon...

1. I don't know what kind of sentence this is, you're missing a verb or so, I think. But I will say, more than four of them have been seen. Tim and Steph tend to keep it private, where Dick and Barb are where ever and whenever.

2. Again, I think you're missing a verb or an adjective...I don't follow. If they throw a pool party, I will have to give my sympathy to Barb, Cassandra, Helena, and Stephanie for it's a shame the boys would leave an entire city's safety on their shoulders so that the boys could have fun with their girlfriends and friends from school. (See this sentence structure, Anon? Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives.)

3. Yes.

-Dick had to wash dishes, do laundry, cite the entire periodic table, Human Genetic Code, and couldn't go out with his friends.
-Barb had to fix laboratories, analyze financial documents, 3 hours in the training simulator, and couldn't go out with her friends.

-Jason had to re-organize the library and clean it, fix the vehicles within the maintenance bay, and couldn't watch TV or Go out.
-Cassandra.

-Tim had to re-organize the gym equipment, re-calibrate the training simulator, recount inventory with Damian (Also Damian's punishment), and lost video game privileges.
-Stephanie had to transcribe interrogation and interview recordings, complete 3 gym sets, no music, television, confined to quarters with no admission for Tim.

-Damian had to fix the training simulator, repair, fix, restock the armory tools and equipment, cite Newton's laws and how they apply to one bat-gadget or another, unable to use the same gadget more than once per punishment nor two punishments in a row, explain in which sequence the British conquered and expanded their empire, name every Russian Czar from the first to the last, and speak 5 latin phrases and explain their significance, cite 5 strategic battle tactics and when they were used, recount inventory with Tim (Also Tim's punishment), and forbidden to play with the animals.
-Carrie had to reorganize the chem lab, feed the bats, Cite 7 forms of martial arts and what purpose each serve and a living practitioner that is not living within the bat family, reorganize and clean the medical equipment, and confined to quarters.

-Terry forbidden to go out, 5 hours in the training simulator, 2 hours practicing hacking, 3 hour in the chem lab, 1 hour walking the dog, 2 hours washing the cars.
-Helena forbidden to go out, forbidden to see McGinnis, 1 night on patrol in terrible weather (extreme heat or cold)

-Jean Paul 100 gym sets, re-arming the aircraft, re-arming the bat vehicles, repairing the armory equipment.
-Kitrina confined to quarters, 50 laps in the pool.

I hope this detailed list satisfies your curiosity.

I would like to note for anon's sake. That the title is What Would Batman Do? So...the questions totally go as follows.

WWBD If you caught two of the bat family members making out in the manor?

WWBD If, while you're away on League business, your four sons decide to get together and throw a pool party?

You're welcome, anon.

[Dean from work, Yo.]

Would also note that he doesn't ground Cassandra.

[The Favorite From the Future]

Also note that his punishment for Terry includes multiple things Terry enjoys doing on a daily.

[Stargirl.]

DID MY TURKEY SAVE?

[Batman]

Nov 27, 2015 22:11:52 GMT -5 Stargirl. said:

DID MY TURKEY SAVE?

Yes.