looker
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Post by looker on Dec 16, 2014 13:44:55 GMT -5
Post silly questions in this room and ask Batman himself what he would do just like a response column in the Gotham Gazette!
Rules:
Batman must answer every question. No "..."!
No more than three questions per person!
Have fun!
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Post by DFBMB on Dec 16, 2014 13:51:34 GMT -5
You have all these beautiful women around you all the time, and know of a future where yo end up old, alone, and crusty. Why haven't you picked one to settle down with, maybe avoid that future?
I suggest a pussycat though, because a gender-questioned assassin really don't seem your style...
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looker
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Post by looker on Dec 16, 2014 13:56:31 GMT -5
Dear Batman,
What is the velocity of an unladen African swallow?
Do you sweat justice?
Do you actually wear clothes underneath your suit?
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Batman
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Post by Batman on Dec 16, 2014 14:27:08 GMT -5
You have all these beautiful women around you all the time, and know of a future where yo end up old, alone, and crusty. Why haven't you picked one to settle down with, maybe avoid that future? I suggest a pussycat though, because a gender-questioned assassin really don't seem your style... DFBMB, (If that's your real name.) As a hero, we don't get happy endings. We live our masks and all of our relationships and when our relationships start to "connect" we abandon them and seek out a new, false relationship to repeat the process over and over again. It's a two fold reason, it protects them most importantly and if and when our ending comes, there's no one left to hurt. Loneliness of one person is a small price to pay for the solace of an entire city. Dear Batman, What is the velocity of an unladen African swallow? Do you sweat justice? Do you actually wear clothes underneath your suit? Question of my own...Can you even ask questions as the creator of this? South African or West African? The answer is 24 miles per hour or 11 meters per second No, I don't sweat Justice. Justice comes easy. This is a double-edged question, so I will say sometimes. |
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Post by Irena on Dec 16, 2014 14:41:42 GMT -5
What are you really thinking when Catwoman "steals" a kiss from you?
How fast can you get out of that suit of yours?
Want to take another trip to Tokyo?
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Batman
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Post by Batman on Dec 16, 2014 16:02:04 GMT -5
What are you really thinking when Catwoman "steals" a kiss from you? How fast can you get out of that suit of yours? Want to take another trip to Tokyo? 1. "What does she want?" 2. 58 seconds unhindered and top speed, 30 seconds into a change of clothes. Average 2 minutes. 3. I already have plans to. |
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Post by Dean on Dec 16, 2014 16:24:46 GMT -5
Why are your breasts so sweaty?
Have you ever thought about the psychological damage to the teenagers that assist you?
You're trapped on a tropical island, Robin is about to feed a mogwai after midnight (pacific time) and Catwoman is about to swim nude in the lagoon, how do you proceed?
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Post by Myx on Dec 16, 2014 16:27:11 GMT -5
Who is your favorite batkid?
Who is your least favorite?
Would you rather be a third wheel to Wonder Woman and Superman making out or to Green Lantern and Flash during a really awkward bromance moment? Third option being you have to hang out with Aquaman for an entire day.
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Batman
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Post by Batman on Dec 16, 2014 18:12:10 GMT -5
Why are your breasts so sweaty? Have you ever thought about the psychological damage to the teenagers that assist you? You're trapped on a tropical island, Robin is about to feed a mogwai after midnight (pacific time) and Catwoman is about to swim nude in the lagoon, how do you proceed? 1. The chest (or breasts) contains glands that release sweat under intense exercise or strain on the body. In females breasts are known for producing milk for infants. In males the unused space is reserved for fat storage or muscle growth. Muscle is almost 2x heavier than fat and takes up 1/4th the capacity in the body compared to fat. I am fairly muscular and while using my muscles in my chest (or breasts) my skin releases a salt based fluid meant to vaporize and cool the skin in order to lower body temperature so it doesn't exceed 98 degrees. 2. Yes. 3. What the Hell is a Mogwai. At any rate, I would rebuke Robin for wasting valuable resources to feed any creature that is not myself, Catwoman, or himself. I would then inform Catwoman that the lagoon might contain unknown bacteria or creatures and it would be unwise to go swimming after midnight. Given the explained timezone, I would estimate we're somewhere in the pacific ocean, most likely ahead of the Japanese timezone, placing us at 7pm (in Okinawa) while being after midnight on the pacific coast (Malibu.) After having google searched what a Mogwai is, I determined it would be safe for Robin to feed it. And I can only conclude that we're placed in the pacific as our vessel was shot-down in transit to Japan, as that would be the only place Robin, Catwoman, and I could possibly go altogether. Who is your favorite batkid? Who is your least favorite? Would you rather be a third wheel to Wonder Woman and Superman making out or to Green Lantern and Flash during a really awkward bromance moment? Third option being you have to hang out with Aquaman for an entire day. 1 & 2. It's a misconception that my team has "Batkids." Everyone should know by now, I don't play favorites. 3. First, it's a misconception of the dynamics between Aquaman and I. We don't get along because his interests conflict with mine. Second, One of them is married and the other has had more female space romances than one could count on five hands. And as much as Superman annoys me and Wonder Woman wants to rob Icecream stands, I'd rather stick with Superman and Wonder Woman. I don't follow traditional social norms to begin with. |
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looker
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Post by looker on Dec 16, 2014 18:20:00 GMT -5
Answer to question 1:
This is WWBD. I'm not answering questions. It's all you, Batsy.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2014 19:40:41 GMT -5
Who is your favorite batkid? Who is your least favorite? Would you rather be a third wheel to Wonder Woman and Superman making out or to Green Lantern and Flash during a really awkward bromance moment? Third option being you have to hang out with Aquaman for an entire day. 1 & 2. It's a misconception that my team has "Batkids." Everyone should know by now, I don't play favorites.Riiiiiiight |
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Post by Huntress on Dec 16, 2014 19:48:02 GMT -5
1 & 2. It's a misconception that my team has "Batkids." Everyone should know by now, I don't play favorites.Riiiiiiight What she said. |
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Post by donnatroy on Dec 16, 2014 21:04:21 GMT -5
1) Who is your tailor?
2) Have you ever been drunk while wearing the costume?
3) What does it feel like to know everything and yet be completely oblivious to other things?
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Post by Terry McGinnis on Dec 17, 2014 1:24:40 GMT -5
Jealous not-daughter is jealous. Ahem. Dear Batman, Have you ever considered the rumors that yourself and the first Batgirl were romantically involved? And, if so, did this impact your relationship with the first Boy Wonder, who was said to be caught on the rooftops with Batgirl many many MANY times? |
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Post by I am Groot on Dec 17, 2014 1:30:54 GMT -5
1.) Would you rather tap Wonder Woman or Catwoman? You can't pick neither or both.
2.) If you were coerced into a situation where you were involved with certain 'daddy issues' beyond the normal deadbeat, emotionally abusive father...would it be with Tim or Jason? Don't circumvent this.
3.) Significantly, would you ever consider giving up the Batman mantel to a fellow capable female accomplice?
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